physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

madhatterlinny:

 ”I tried to be a good guy, but I’m not.”

(Source: doctorwhos)

superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

Rule #24 of Tumblr, whenever I see David Karp, I must have a desire to make sweet passionate love to him

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

Rule #24 of Tumblr, whenever I see David Karp, I must have a desire to make sweet passionate love to him

I just want to be coddled right now.

Like fucking badly. Fuck. I hate this.

“I’m telling you guys, I can dance.”

(Source: jennycockles)

perryproblems:

donution:

LMFAO

OMG can I do this to people?!